Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...