Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...