Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...