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“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
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There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
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Whats a Australian Kiss..
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What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
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What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
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