Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...