Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...