What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...