Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
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|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....