Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...