What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...