Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...