Mind telling me the time?
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On the porch
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Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Question and answer jokes
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Getting Better
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The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
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What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
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