Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...