Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...