Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
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The new CIA agents
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Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...