Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...