I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...