Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...