Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Dead Wife?
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Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...