The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...