He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...