A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...