Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...