New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...