Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...