The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...