Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...