What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...