Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...