Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...