What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...