Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...