Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...