How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...