I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...