My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...