Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...