Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...