Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.