I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....