Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...