Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...