A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
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Stupid Insults 27/31
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97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
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