A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...