The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...