The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...