Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...