Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...