You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...