Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...