Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!